Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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