I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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