belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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