Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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