I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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