Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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