In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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