Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
