I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
