And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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