i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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