i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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