you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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