he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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