The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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