But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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