stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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