i think i have herpe
just one?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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