Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
