theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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