i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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