Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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