i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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