My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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