she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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