'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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