Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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