He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He shit in the fireplace
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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