cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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