We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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