what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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