I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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