We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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