Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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