i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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