the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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