Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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