So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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