This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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