you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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