Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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