so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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