Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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