Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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