Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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