The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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