Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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