i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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