would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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