i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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