So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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