too bad you live with your parents still
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
